2 not 2

It is all about sex. Even back down the evolutionary chain. If you were to succeed, biologically speaking, you needed to have sex. If not, then your gene pool died. The way to show wealth was to have many wives (read: sperm receptacles). Most animals that live in a group have a single male that gets to fuck. Anyone who doesn't get to fuck, is an evolutionary aberration. They become deviants. They want to fuck, but they didn't win (or figure out) the game. So they hump each other's leg.

Only the winners get to fuck. And how did ancient societies allocate this? through wealth. You had to "afford" the right to fuck. But the "untouchables"? Them, they don't get to fuck (at least not very often).

But the bush white house is another story. they think they are better because the self chose that they don't want to sit around and fuck all the time. they think their head feels lighter because they are detoxing from sex. but they are not. they are just getting ungrounded and light headed. god loves them as they sniff exhaust fumes. sex schmex.

but some go funny. they wrap around you leg, and it is embarrassing to shake them off. and you wonder about clean up, even though that has never happened. but now it has.