Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
I Am Hungry
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2009:
Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky..Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2009:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows, but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of homeland security.
Thanks to DeeDeeLanee for the joke.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Only Hitler Would Deny Being The AntiChrist!
In addition to being called Hitler, the AntiChrist, and a pimp, Obama is now a bicylce. This is just too weird to be made out of whole cloth. What is your take?
(If he is indeed any of those things, it must be that he is being controlled by a blonde pulling his strings.)
Friday, February 20, 2009
Is the Dali Lama A Cannibal?
Sir Paul McCartney informs Stephen Colbert that eating other human beings is on the table.
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