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...aus den E-Briefen...

The Purina Diet

Yesterday I was at my local Target buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
for my loyal pet, Sheriff, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line
when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because
I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so
it works well and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish
Setter's ass, and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.

Target won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask old retired people. They have all the time in
the world to think of crazy things to say.

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Okay, here are the rules:
1) go to google images (http://images.google.com) and type in the phrase "I Will Die".
2) look at the images presented. and
3) find something there, anything, and share back here in the comment section.